Why can’t we all just get along? Well, it turns out that we can! Imagine: no more wars of religion, no more cross-cultural strife. How, you ask in cynical disbelief? Why, this shirt, of course!

This t-shirt is an illustration–nay, a blueprint!–for cross-cultural get-alongness. Wearing this t-shirt will transform you into a paragon of human goodwill and have you pissing magical rainbows of peace and happiness. Also, unicorns will enter the picture somewhere, because everyone will be that happy.